hey im daylynn and I don't know what's happening.
*for male enjoyment only*
detect my fucking sarcasm

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

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David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

(via denasynesthesia)

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

Shane Dawson: *Does black face multiple times* *Portrays stereotypical racist characters* *Tacks on stereotypical "ghetto" accent to his white "ghetto" character* *Says the N word and other racial slurs* *Says the F slur like it's going out of style*
White People: WELCOME TO THE COMEDY CLUB. IT'S COMEDY. COME ON. YOU CAN'T FAULT HIM FOR BEING A COMEDIAN. EITHER IT'S ALL OKAY OR NONE OF IT IS
Black Girl: *Makes Shit White People Say Video*
White people: OH MY GOD... THIS IS SO RACIST. IT GOES BOTH WAYS. WHAT IF I MADE A "SHIT BLACK PEOPLE SAY" VIDEO. THAT WOULD BE "RACIST" BUT THIS IS FINE? DOUBLE STANDARDS ARE JUST AS BAD AS BLATANT RACISM. I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE...